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LATE-NIGHT, HATEFUL-8, SLOPPY MINI-DAGWOOD GOES GREEN!
This is the kinda thing that happens when I can't decide what I want to eat––can't afford delivery pizza or Chinese, and great Mexican food is out of budget and too far to drive to anyway––and the clock keeps ticking and it just gets later-and-later and I'm planning to watch a nearly 3-hour film called THE HATEFUL EIGHT. Shwoo! OK...
Before another minute can tick by, I grab one slice of Nature's Harvest 40-Calorie Multi-grain bread, smear with Jalapeno mustard, cut in half, stack on 50/50 greens, Swiss cheese, cucumber & tomato slices (spiced with ground black pepper, garlic powder, Lite 50/50 salt, and ground cayenne pepper), then add 98% Fat-free Oven Roasted Chicken Breast slices, white onions, close the sandwich and top with two speared green olives. On the side: white tortilla chips, one pepperoncini, and a cup of Carey Salsa Mexicana Verde (sprinkled with shredded sharp Cheddar cheese & ground cayenne pepper). Run to the comfy chair, roll the movie, and eat! Delicious!