I hope every one on FACEBOOK has squeezed a little mirth, if not a jolly-belly bowlful of worth, from my series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
SANTA CLAUSES, it seems, can be a sordid lot. But they all have their places and their duties to perform, to insure that even if not all will receive a new Mercedes or Bentley, or a Playboy Bunny or a 50-Shades-Of-Gray Fireman knocking on their door, or a boatload of gold, or a dump-truck full of diamonds, each and everyone of us might at least find a little reason to smile. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE and a HAPPY NEW YEAR to all!
01_MERRY CHRISTMAS 2016!
Welcome to my first in a series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
Enjoy the horror of the holiday season!
02_This Santy Claus seems to have just a bit of a bad attitude.
Enjoy the second in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
03_This Santy Claus looks as if he's pretty good at checking
up on kiddies being naughty or nice, with a well-practiced look out of the corner of his eye. Enjoy #3 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?"
and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
04_Enjoy Santa #4 (having an early Christmas treat!)
in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?"
and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
05_Seems Santa has got a little something extra in his sack!
Enjoy Santa #5 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
06_Have a bloody cool yule! And enjoy Santa #6 in my
sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?"
and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
07_Looook into my eyessssss!
And enjoy Santa #7 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
08_Seems Santy Claus had a very rough night out on the town!
Enjoy Santa #8 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
09_Seems there's a lot more to Santy Claus than usually meets the eye!
Enjoy Santa #9 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
10_Doh! I see my MOST EVIL (and controversial) Santy Claus
has finally escaped his box to unleash Holiday cheer on one and all! Enjoy Santa Hitler––the leader of the 1000 Year Saint Nick-Reich––at #10 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series
of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?"
and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
11_Wow! It seems that Santa-Hitler #10 escaping his box
has reaped great rewards upon the world of Nazi stolen art hunters! Enjoy "The Santa Scream" (in original frame made by the painting's creator) a lesser known work of
Degenerate-Artist Edvard Munch!
This glorious work was gifted back to art lovers by the leader of the 1000 Year Saint Nick-Reich––coming in at #11 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
12_MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE Everyone!
This Santa looks a little buggy––and I mean that in the insect-way, not in the buggy sleigh-ride sort of way. Enjoy Santa-Tick infesting us with CHRISTMAS CHEER! at #12 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
13_MERRY CHRISTMAS OVER Everyone!
This Santy Claus looks a little lackadaisical and carefree––like maybe he nailed the Holiday right, or possibly had a few too many marijuana-laced cookies and milk during his package drop-offs in Cannabis-Is-Legal California. I think he ended up stumbling around at a
Grateful Dead concert for a while too. Hmmmmm...oh the reefer madness!
Enjoy Santa #13 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome,
un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
14_Most Santa Claus like to sneak in late at night,
leave a heaping helping of Christmas cheer behind, enjoy a cookie or sandwich with milk, and then disappear quietly into the night. But this Santy Claus seems to be flaunting a more aggressive agenda and doesn't mind popping a few chains to let you know
he's come to visit for one helluva good time.
Enjoy Home-Invasion Santy Claus breaking in at #14
in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?"
and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
15_This Santy Claus seems to have a taste for forked-tongue truths,
like candy canes wetted with an infernal mouth, become sugary tridents of a hellish bent
––that might be spat back as a precision weapon, possibly poison-tipped,
with a very, very long-winter's night the final intent!
Enjoy DaySleeper Santy Claus breaking in at #15 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
16_Wow! It looks like this Santy Claus is serious as a heart attack
and is offering a snowball of uncertainty. The offer and its implied questions, nonetheless, remain. Do we take that snowball and run with it? Or do we just let it melt in Santy's hand? You decide.
Enjoy New-Year 2017 Santy Claus offering choices, but no conclusions, at #16
in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December. May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?"
and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!
17_What can I say?
There's always plenty of room for one more Santy Claus––and this one seems
to have seen the future and prepared for the apocalyptic worst. But take heart! The good news is, he's gonna protect that bag of Christmas cheer at all costs just to make sure
there's still a little to spread around on Xmas 2017.
Enjoy THE OMEGA SANTY CLAUSE 2017, fighting all the
energy-sucking psychic-vampires that try to quash our good spirits everyday––blasting his way through the throng at #17 in my sometimes whimsical, ornery, gruesome, un-PC and outright offensive series of "Evil Santa" profile pics for December.
May all of these Santas bring a little "Huh?" and "Wh-wha-what?" to your holiday season!