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Frenzy @ The Horror Food Network!
LATE-NIGHT, HATEFUL-8, SLOPPY
MINI-DAGWOOD GOES GREEN!
This is the kinda thing that happens
when I can't decide what I want to eat––can't afford delivery pizza or Chinese,
and great Mexican food is out of budget and too far to drive to anyway––and the
clock keeps ticking and it just gets later-and-later and I'm planning to watch
a nearly 3-hour film called THE HATEFUL EIGHT.
Shwoo! OK...
Before
another minute can tick by, I grab one slice of Nature's Harvest 40-Calorie
Multi-grain bread, smear with Jalapeno mustard, cut in half, stack on 50/50
greens, Swiss cheese, cucumber & tomato slices (spiced with ground black
pepper, garlic powder, Lite 50/50 salt, and ground cayenne pepper), then add
98% Fat-free Oven Roasted Chicken Breast slices, white onions, close the
sandwich and top with two speared green olives.
On the side: white tortilla chips, one pepperoncini, and a cup of Carey
Salsa Mexicana Verde (sprinkled with shredded sharp Cheddar cheese & ground
cayenne pepper). Run to the comfy chair,
roll the movie, and eat! Delicious!