ALL NEW from Feast Frenzy @ The Horror Food Network!
I 
sensationally call this one ASSASSIN'S FINGER SALAD. I call it that 
because I had a vision of the dish as I was watching the Sylvester 
Stallone/Antonio Banderas film ASSASSINS with my parents last night. From 1995, it's a rousing film written by the Wachowski brothers (although one has now 
apparently become a sister.  Hmmmm...ok.) of MATRIX trilogy fame.  Great
 popcorn, action flick if you haven't seen it.
WHAT YOU SEE: Crisp, torn kale sprinkled
 with parmesan cheese and dressed with canola oil & balsamic 
vinegar, then topped with two pepperoncinis.  Springing from this are 
slices of cucumber (drizzled with 50/50 salt & black pepper), radish
 slices, jalapenos, apple wedges (drizzled with cinnamon), a baby 
carrot, black olives, and a large dollop of spicy brown mustard for 
dipping.  Now for the ASSASSIN'S FINGERS: spears of extra-sharp cheddar 
rolled in extra-lean smoked ham, then sprinkled with black & cayenne
 pepper. 
WHAT YOU DON'T 
SEE: Lying beneath it all is a giant half-leaf of collard green, which 
has been marinating in the canola oil & balsamic vinegar.  The stalk
 is so thick you can pick up the collard green at each end and eat the 
leaf like an ear of corn.  Delicious!
 

 
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